"Actually I'm a little bit of a hurry. I don't. Sorry."
"What's your favorite candy?"
"I don't know. Kit kat?"
"Let's say you have 1440 kit kats."
"Would you give me 5?"
"Well you have 1440 minutes in your day, and I'm just asking for 5."
"This was a very special kit kat. Bye."
Thanks, clipboard holding volunteer, for the fallacious logic.
If you had 1440 kit kats, and 480 of those disappear while you sleep, and 480 of them are taken by work, and the remaining 480 kit kats must be allocated to everything else in your life that is worth a kit kat, and once they are gone, you can never get any more kit kats... would you give some incoherent stranger with an agenda 5 of them?