偉民 ([info]andr00) wrote,
@ 2004-02-01 22:59:00
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WHY DOESN'T ONE OF YOU TELL ME WHAT THE FOOTBALL MEN ARE DOING

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[info]digitech
2004-02-01 10:58 pm UTC (link)
THEY ARE SLEEPING NOW

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[info]zannah
2004-02-01 11:10 pm UTC (link)
OR DRINKING!

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[info]andr00
2004-02-01 11:36 pm UTC (link)
THANK YOU GUYS
NOW I CAN JOIN IN THE TALK ABOUT FOOTBALL PLAYING AT WORK TOMORROW

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[info]kdarr
2004-02-02 09:39 am UTC (link)
Who won? Duff Light or Duff Dry?

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[info]amberphlame
2004-02-01 11:18 pm UTC (link)
boston team celebrating doing many "things"...
other team doing many of the same "things" to forget.

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just in case
[info]amberphlame
2004-02-01 11:25 pm UTC (link)
here's the best part of this year's superbowl:
http://www.cbs.sportsline.com/nfl/story/7055467
http://drudgereport.com/jjteet1.jpg
;)

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[info]andr00
2004-02-01 11:38 pm UTC (link)
They let Janet Jackson play football??? Whoa, the uniforms sure look different this year.

p.s. is that piercing fake or what is the deal

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[info]amberphlame
2004-02-01 11:42 pm UTC (link)
yeah love the new uniform ;)
I believe it is the real deal, but nowadays who knows...

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[info]through_brown
2004-02-02 08:39 am UTC (link)
making a bigger income by running around a field than i do doing. well. nothing. i don't work. i'm 14. YAY!

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[info]kdarr
2004-02-02 09:38 am UTC (link)
I think I'm going to walk around the office today with my wang hanging out of my fly.

WHOOPS SORRY OMG WARDROBE MALFUNCTION LOL.

Seriously though, who puts a "piercing" or whatever like that on their tit if they're NOT planning to put it on camera? And man... the Drudge Report's xtreem close-up was, well, kinda gross. It was so clinical. I felt like I was giving ol' Janet a mammogram. (P.S. THAT IS NOT A TURNON.)

And moreover... who the fuck watches the stupid halftime show anyway? I thought that's when all the football fans get drunk instead.

"Miss Jackson if you're nasty."

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[info]autosloth
2004-02-02 12:49 pm UTC (link)
HA HA! That song has finally come of age.

And look: The Feds aren't buying "wardrobe failure," either.

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[info]amberphlame
2004-02-03 11:13 pm UTC (link)
so how did the wardrobe malfunction work for you?
;)

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[info]kdarr
2004-02-04 08:51 am UTC (link)
I dunno, I guess that's what happens when you let Justin Timberlake all mess with your "junk."

Haha, gross.

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[info]zeade
2004-02-09 06:46 pm UTC (link)
First you take the skin off a pig and craft it into an oblong that may be inflated with common, inert gasses. Take some men, and put on them: padding, lycra shorts and foot spikes. Split men into two groups, give them colors to rally behind. No flags though. The flag bearers and bugle players have long since been retired to the stands, where you, the observer now sit. On a rectangular, grassy field, designate the furthest opposite ground as the goals for which the two groups should strive in opposing directions. The general, or "coach," is not allowed onto the field, and must remain in neutral territory, one supposes only because the general was once too often disposed on hostile ground before the normal playtime had expired. Only the group of men with possession of the pig-skin oblong is allowed proper and respectful headway. The men in black-and-white stripes are the absolute king-judge-jury-and-executioner since it has not been witnessed a team ever successfully challenging their reign. I'm guessing in early football, this must have been a very bloody ordeal that left a long-felt fear of reprisal, for even to this day the little scrawny men in black-and-white stripes are able to stop unsanctioned action by use of only their hand signals and shrill bird-calls (their totemic merit is lost on me). Since early counters could only go so high, scoring is kept down by making arcane conditions upon how the oblong is allowed to progress forward (or back). Scoring is calculated as 6-then-1-or-2 or 3 points. The maidens are adorned in glitter and sparkle, with much exposed skin and coy rump shaking. Trophies for the victor, I learned just lately. Some period of time passes at which point those who had taken the opposing ground most often (the perfunctory razing must be complete, taking intermediate ground counts for nothing in the end), are the victors. At some point a boob is exposed. I am unclear how that fit in, and was a recent addition to my knowledge on matters football.

yours most sincerely,
Micah

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