HERE IS MY ONLINE QUIZ WHICH I AM MAKING UP RIGHT THIS INSTANT
1) What is your favorite metal?
A: AERMET100, KING OF METALS!!! currently only available in round bars.
2) Telephone or pager?
A: No!!! I hate all portable communications!!
3) If you could be any drink, what would you be?
A: I would be a drano cocktail, cause I don't like being drunk.
4) What's the stupidest book you've ever read?
A: UNIX Unleashed. boy that was a bad idea
5) Is being passive aggressive cool?
A: It is the coolest thing about livejournal. say some shit about something someone just did, but don't mention them by name, exactly.
A: woops I mean it sucks and don't do it
6) How will your destroy your enemies?
A: In a totalitarian regime of body image nazis, I will accuse them of being fat.
7) Which is better, home made or fancy pro?
A: home made... if you're a fancy pro!
8) What causes boredom?
A: Being tired and beaten down, plus not hanging out with the people you like.
9) Is anyone better than you?
A: I humbly suggest that I am the worm that lives in dust, crawls through dust, eats dust.
A: winston churchill is a glow-worm

THANK YOU AND GOODNIGHT