偉民 (![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} andr00) wrote,@ 2003-11-01 10:11:00 |
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Last night: Grocery shopping!! Man, grocery shopping was so awesome. I'm totally gonna do it again next year!
I HEAR: permanent nerve damage
Yeah, first - I went into the baking supplies aisle, because I so needed some baking stuff!! LOL.? ROTATE FLOOR LEFT!!
I ACHE: for achy-krispies
hello, I am andr00, and for halloween, like thousands of women across the nation, I took advantage of the tradition to dress up as a sexy whatever without negative repercussions. In my case, I was a sexy grocery shopper. comma comma
THE SEXIEST PERSON YOU KNOW: Me, shopping for groceries in my raincoat and slacks.
Some of the people in my neighborhood used this very special night to really let it all hang out - they went wild! They fulfilled their fondest wish of yelling in public at night! Outrageously awesome, guys. Just let me get out of your crazy path! Next, you might try walking funny!
THE WEIRDEST PERSON YOU KNOW: tough call. They're all pretty weird.
When I was grocery shopping, so was a guy dressed in a fat lady suit. I mean, a suit intended to make him look like The Fat Lady at the circus. He was pushing his shopping cart around, trailed by a girl dressed as a sexy something or other (natch) who asked him, "Do you have to walk like that?" "Yup." (waddle waddle waddle)
I HEAR: permanent nerve damage
Yeah, first - I went into the baking supplies aisle, because I so needed some baking stuff!! LOL.? ROTATE FLOOR LEFT!!
I ACHE: for achy-krispies
hello, I am andr00, and for halloween, like thousands of women across the nation, I took advantage of the tradition to dress up as a sexy whatever without negative repercussions. In my case, I was a sexy grocery shopper. comma comma
THE SEXIEST PERSON YOU KNOW: Me, shopping for groceries in my raincoat and slacks.
Some of the people in my neighborhood used this very special night to really let it all hang out - they went wild! They fulfilled their fondest wish of yelling in public at night! Outrageously awesome, guys. Just let me get out of your crazy path! Next, you might try walking funny!
THE WEIRDEST PERSON YOU KNOW: tough call. They're all pretty weird.
When I was grocery shopping, so was a guy dressed in a fat lady suit. I mean, a suit intended to make him look like The Fat Lady at the circus. He was pushing his shopping cart around, trailed by a girl dressed as a sexy something or other (natch) who asked him, "Do you have to walk like that?" "Yup." (waddle waddle waddle)
