This just in: Coffee Made
Good morning. Not a whole lot has happened just yet today. I made a cup of coffee for myself. You know it's gonna be good when it's kind of red. And also you have wasted a ridiculous amount of effort on getting the coffee paraphenelia fastidiously clean. I put the coffee in my "Coke!" mug, which is the only mug I have which doesn't suck. Well, ok, there's a nice pair of black mugs, but they're so small. How am I going to get all jittery and tense if I don't have a giant mug? Faugh.

Only spam email coming in. The ones that annoy me the most are the ones that have a subject line as if from an off-put friend. Like "Did I bother you?" or "I don't know what you meant." It's no harder to ignore them, categorically, than "The largest collection of po.rn movies" type, but I feel guilty knowing that if I ever DO put someone off in person and the first email they ever send me is kind of email like that, I'll blindly delete it. Sorry, friends, but you look like junk mail. No offense.

I'll try to keep everyone updated on the situation here, but I can get a little busy with the phone at-staring and the bellybutton examining.

Maybe I'll try to update my online journal!!! I know at least one person still checks it!! lunesse!!!%#!at!dollar!!!
More later!@!!