| 偉民 ( @ 2003-02-24 22:24:00 |
When I try to think of maybe the most boring topic that I am capable of talking about, pepper just keeps coming up. So! Today I got some peppercorns. Yes, black PEPPERCORNS. But wait - everyone knows that I'm afraid of peppermills or something! How could I possibly use peppercorns without a peppermill? Do I plan to just eat them whole, like some kind of nose-scorching variant on granola? Enter modern convenience! McCormick actually makes a spice jar that has a LID THAT GRINDS PEPPER!!! Holy cow! I had to get it just to see how that works! As we speak I am grinding pepper all over things that don't really want fresh ground pepper.
fun fact: "pepper" is also a transitive verb which means "to sprinkle liberally". This means you can pepper your food with salt. Or God can threaten to pepper your speech with "okey dokes".