偉民 ([info]andr00) wrote,
@ 2003-01-19 10:42:00
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Bacon, as per usual
So, there's nothing to eat in here but bacon. Time for: DAIRY MISSION TO SAFEWAY.
Actually, I am fictionalizing for dramatic effect. The dairy mission already happened. In fact, that was a FRAME for the EXCITING TALE I AM ABOUT TO TELL.

early morning, January 2003 - The pigeons are still groggy. Their nearly empty heads swivel in unison as a dark figure bagged in gore-tex drifts near - the GUY WHO IS GETTING MILK SO HE CAN MAKE SOME DAMN PANCAKES!!!

Really, the most interesting thing that happened on the way to Safeway was that a swarm of pigeons at TT Minor school spontaneously decided to flee, pooping everywhere. Stupid cloud of avian paranoia. This would be a typical boringday morning.

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[info]javina
2003-01-19 11:28 am UTC (link)
Would those be Snoqualmie Falls Lodge pancakes? I'm envious. With real maple syrup?

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[info]andr00
2003-01-19 11:36 am UTC (link)
Nope! These are plain old homemade pancakes. I ran out of mix a month or so back.

Oh wait, there was one other thing during my trip of note, though it, too, is not exciting. I saw a sign that said "Northwest's best handdipped chocolates" out of the corner of my eye, and thought it said "best handicapped chocolates".

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[info]javina
2003-01-19 01:35 pm UTC (link)
How domestic. Do you have the syrup? Did you stock up on your last trip north?

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[info]andr00
2003-01-19 02:43 pm UTC (link)
Actually, I did. I got this enormous jug of maple at leaf mart or secureway or whatever grocery store you guys have up there. It sustains me through lean times.

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