What have I been up to?
I'm baking, as usual. You might think that a good way to get a whole bunch of cupcakes (which are still too hot to handle) out of the muffin tin is to move the tin very quickly upwards from the ground, veering towards the counter, and at the last second jerking the pan downward so that the cupcakes all continue in a parabolic trajectory and land upright on the counter with near-zero vertical velocity, but...
whaaat. no one thinks that? Look, this is what I mean:
That seems like a good idea, huh? No? Pff.