Looking down the subject lines of my personal non-spam email, I get a feeling there's some kind of pattern happening... here's a sample:
Subjects:
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I hate all music
Kris goes apeshit
Men of Sieg Hall
Riki raw, a-riki riki raw ch-raw
God dammit, I love Japan!
RE: Now I got to murder to murder to get away
It's funny that I was making fun of King Diamond...
Growf
RE: I wanna rock right now! [silence]
Remember those cops we saw on the Burke-Gilman?
good morning bumblebee!
We narrowly escaped death!
Ode to the FishHouse!
bwong bwong bwang bwong
FUNNY HIGH SCORES
Meat cognates
Re: What have I, What have I done to the circus?
i'm in some sort of fashion hell
free donuts
The soda that thinks it's a juice
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But what's the pattern? Something to do with snack food, pop music, onomatopoeia, and hyperbole. But how are those things related? Where would you find all those at once... oh NO! MY MAILBOX IS A PRIME TIME SITCOM!!