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Wednesday, July 10th, 2002

    Time Event
    2:42a
    HOLY NUTS
    I normally would be sleepy right now, but I'm WIDE AWAKE because a MIRACLE just occurred!!!! To Me!

    I was scooping ice out of the ice bin in the freezer with one hand to put in the glass I was holding in the other. And, as usual, a couple of pieces of ice slipped out from under my scooping hand and went flying on out of the freezer. This happens a lot, and ice on the floor is considered a necessary sacrifice to the floor gods. BUT THIS TIME THE ICE FLEW STRAIGHT INTO THE CUP!#%!!! HOLY CHRIST!!!

    Maybe I've had more donuts than is really necessary
    6:39p
    Oppression
    Today I was on my usual Alki bike ride with four friends. I was turning left on 2nd from Pike with a green light, and I crossed over the crosswalk while it had people in it, seeing a ten foot gap in the foot traffic which i felt was a safe margin.

    Seconds later an angry voice is pursuing me down the street. "You guys are such assholes! You always complain about cars not following the rules of the road! It's a double standard!"

    I turned around to see the source of all this rightous indignation. Do you know who it was who was ranting about double standards? A middle aged macho caucasian male, driving a brand new mercedes convertible.

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