偉民 ([info]andr00) wrote,
@ 2004-10-25 17:57:00
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Hey, I move into an office next Monday! I'm excited about having a DOOR. I haven't yet moved up to the level where I get a mahogany credenza, so I'll still have boring furniture. I will share a room with a massive PILLAR. Right in my damn window. Though, it does make it easy to create a darker environment within. Which I will do.

I am far too enthusiastic about personalization. My desktop at work runs windows, but people don't believe me when I say so. It's windows! I just personalized the hell out of it. (Less hell = better) Good luck finding the "start menu". Sure, I'd like a mac - I hear you can personalize those things beyond recognition, too. Mac users historically have spent hours tweaking things. There's a word for this: "Macdinking". I used to make fun of Ed when he would tweak a graphic for hours ("...sup, macdinker?"), but I'm conspicuously guilty of this behavior. Reserve a space and call it mine. In about 12 days it will be black and shiny, with Anthro accessories and EL lighting. And a bizarre cartoon dog head cookie jar, just to keep 'em guessing.

Being a permanent employee gives me decent health insurance. I'm not really happy with the idea of someone else helping me pay for things, so it feels weird. I only pay for part of the bill? Huh? I get free what? Why? But... It will help me save money for a house or a company or whatever other things I want to spend money on. And if I get hit by a blimp and run up an $800,000 hospital bill, it will limit my liability. Health insurance: you already knew what it was, but I am still going to act like it is something that H.R. just made up.

In other news, me and my [info]autosloth went to Boeing surplus, where you can buy stuff that Boeing doesn't want anymore! Boeing likes to make things that fly through the air at hundreds of miles an hour, so you can find some unusual items at their garage sale: Lots of tungsten carbide end mills, sturdy cases with "delicate instrument" stenciled on the lid and dense lookup charts pasted inside, 900 pound blocks of 6/4 titanium...you could even buy a functioning "dimpler". I don't know what a "dimpler" is for, but it is as big as a VW bug and looks like it could poke some pretty mean holes in something (like 5" titanium plate). I wound up with one of those cases (for my Machinedrum) and a D-sub to BNC monitor cable. Grand total: $20.

As my entries get longer, I get the feeling I should be putting them in the online journal I have maintained for 8 years. Perhaps this will turn into a feed of that. The thing about having your own website versus a livejournal: it's more personalizable.




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[info]shilldog
2004-10-25 06:41 pm UTC (link)
oh man. a door is so nice.

one day, I was feeling like crap, and didnt have work to do, I kipped for an hour. woke up feeling great. and still had nothing to do.

And my office is a dungeon. the only light coming from 1 set of lights under my cabinets, and monitor glare. My pupils must be freaking dinner plates.

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[info]cheesetruck
2004-10-26 02:24 am UTC (link)
I got mail! yaaaaay I got mail yaaaay

Sorry.

Iconnage.

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[info]shilldog
2004-10-26 05:46 am UTC (link)
:) thanks.

YAAAYYY 4 more years!!! YYYAAAAYYY

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[info]andr00
2004-10-27 05:48 pm UTC (link)
I guess I could go whole hog and just coat the window in tin foil painted black on one side. I could probably even get away with tiki torches topped with flaming skulls, seeing as how it's halloween and all.

Besides, using less light and lower brightness on my monitors saves electricity. HELLO BUSINESS CASE FOR DARK DUNGEON OF DOOMY DEATH!

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desktop
[info]cheesetruck
2004-10-26 02:27 am UTC (link)
Yeah, I'm running blackbox right now, cuz I can't deal without virtual desktops and also stuff. I do wish it was an Amiga but I'll fix that later. My osX desktop is pretty much generic but then I'm doing virtual windows on that too. Mostly, tho, it's about fontage and fixing it so I can read shit. Cuz eyes = no w0rk.

I've never been to Boing surplus, but I've been to re-pc and various other pc places and I end up going home with neat stuff. Boing surplus would prolly be bad, cuz I would buy things like airplane hulls and try go make it into a bedroom. Actually some guy did that that d00g knows. Some modification of the idea, but, still.

Yeah people keep axing me here about health insurance, I just don't get sick.

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[info]yellow_woods
2004-10-27 06:00 am UTC (link)
Let's hope you don't get sick, Pal. The average cost of a day in a hospital in Louisiana is over three thousand dollars. Ridiculous...a rip off...and the reason, of course, that health insurance has skyrocketed. My bill for health insurance protection costs more each month than what I spend on all my utilitiy bills for my house, but one semi-serious illness or fall would wipe my savings out, and I wouldn't have a house, either because they'd take it to pay the medical bills. Sucks, major time...Enough complaining. It's all good..or good enough. Peace CJ

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[info]andr00
2004-10-27 05:51 pm UTC (link)
Dude. You know you need a cylindrical aluminum bedroom. With little circular windows? c'mon. Plus: they're designed to reduce jet engine noise to manageable levels - muffling your neighbors would be a walk in the park. A piece of cake! Child's play! A child walking in the park playing with a piece of cake in the breeze and then falling off a log!

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[info]colddeath17
2004-10-26 12:40 pm UTC (link)
thats cool u get a door..now if pplz bug u, u can slam the door on there faces,lol.

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[info]andr00
2004-10-27 05:53 pm UTC (link)
More importantly, I can ignore people who aren't in my office. Most people don't even bother to come into my cube to talk to me. They just stand around in the hall and talk into the gap. Heck, the people that sit in nearby cubes sometimes don't even get up. They just yell from where they sit.

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[info]colddeath17
2004-10-28 12:04 pm UTC (link)
hahaha...thats great!

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[info]kommissarkillem
2004-10-26 04:27 pm UTC (link)
Back in highschool half of the useful things backstage in the drama department were courtesy of Boeing Surplus. My personal favorite was a huge spool of 50 pound test practically monofilament invisible cable. You could (and we did) suspend nearly from the cafeteria ceiling given enough strands, and if you spaced them well, it produced a magical levitation affect.

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[info]andr00
2004-10-27 05:55 pm UTC (link)
I think that is a terrific idea. I wonder if I can make everything in the office magically levitate. I'll do the old "invisible desk" gag.

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[info]oceanstater
2004-10-26 06:10 pm UTC (link)
Well, as I don't have my own computer, I can only do so much MacDinkery. :( But I dink with the house Mac, you had better believe that! I used to fool around with my old Windoze boxes, but only in silly, useless ways, such as supplying a new start-up noise.

You could use the dimpler to produce hundreds of custom golf balls, maybe? Dimple stuff and run your own aerodynamics tests, displaying the data in realtime on a monitor connected to your BNC cable! :) (Odd off-topic, one of my radio nerd catalogs has got "monitors", i.e. crappy little TV sets with 9" screens, with BNC connectors going for unholy sums of money. Want to make your old, tiny TV worth $150? Just slap a BNC connector on it!)

So anyway, congrats on moving up in the world! Does the door have a plaque with your name on it? Getting a name plaque was perhaps the crowning life achievement of my sociologist cousin.

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[info]andr00
2004-10-27 05:57 pm UTC (link)
I do, in fact, get a name plate! Our name plates are pretty easy to sabotage, though. I've been keeping an eye out for the name plate maker, because I think it would be the height of comedy to replace people's nameplates with slightly misspelled ones. Or just add nicknames in quotes. Andrew "Ton Of Dirt" Denyes.

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relax and enjoy
[info]yellow_woods
2004-10-27 05:51 am UTC (link)
Hey, Pal...congratulations on the 'promotion' and the office. I can identify with you because I recently went from a field situation to an excutive position, and in some ways it's great, but I miss the freedom I had sometimes. Everything in life is a 'give and take' I suppose. However, yours seems to have added benfits so relax and enjoy it. Let someone else 'pay the bills' because you've probably done your share.

I've been meaning to ask you...I want a good 'bike' as in 'bike' not motorcycle. Cost is not a concern. Any suggestions. The part of Louisisna I ride is extremely hilly. Thanx. CJ

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[info]andr00
2004-10-27 06:05 pm UTC (link)
Thanks, man. You know, as we get older we have to eventually sit down and let the younger folks have their turn scrambling around. Sure, it seems a little cloistered, but enh. Air conditioning.

Oh, what's a good bike? The answer is: Any bike that fits you. But get it from a bike shop. Do not get a bike from a department store. If you need to deal with hills, you will need to shift a lot. I like brands like Raleigh, Marin. Cannondale and Trek may have slightly higher prices because of greater name recognition. They're all pretty good. I can get pretty talky on the subject, so I better cool it!

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[info]hiphop_pop
2004-10-27 05:30 pm UTC (link)
so were do you work at? and may i ask how old you are?

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[info]andr00
2004-10-27 06:37 pm UTC (link)
I work at a big, well known computery place in or around Seattle, WA. Getting specific about your workplace in the same place that you swear a lot and make fun of people is a good way to get fired, just FYI.

I am 28 years old, but I act 29. I like to annoy my older sisters by reminiscing about "WHEN I WAS 35..."

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[info]ooomerbearooo
2004-11-01 11:39 am UTC (link)
I REALLLLY LIKE YOUR HUGS! IT's soooooo AWESOMELY RAD!! :) Glad you have found a job! (oh and i was just kidding when i said awesomely rad, but i really do like it!)

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[info]andr00
2004-11-10 11:59 pm UTC (link)
Thanks, I like having a job. You know what is the best thing about having a job? I can go HUUUUG all my coworkers. Well, I was kidding when I said I could hug my coworkers. That would be weird of me.

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(Anonymous)
2004-12-26 04:06 am UTC (link)
hey the hugs it cool i gave my gf like over 1000 hugs so i was like this will confuse her but atleast she knows i love her lols hehe

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