偉民 ([info]andr00) wrote,
@ 2004-07-11 23:45:00
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Smooth Move #4,193,592,129a
Today I took a shower, washed my face, shaved, and then put both my contact lenses in my right eye.

Addtl notes: two clean contact lenses right on top of each other are very difficult to separate when held in hands covered in lens solution.

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ah yes!
[info]amberphlame
2004-07-11 11:55 pm UTC (link)
one of *those* days...
:)

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Re: ah yes!
[info]andr00
2004-07-12 10:43 am UTC (link)
Yeah, that's EXACTLY what I thought after I realized what I did. "Hmm. Might be one of *those* days."

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[info]n3m3sis42
2004-07-12 03:51 am UTC (link)
Youch!

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[info]andr00
2004-07-12 10:45 am UTC (link)
Youch, and "duhhhh." You'd think I could remember a single fact for the 2 minutes it takes to clean the other lens. But nope! Not in the morning!

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[info]n3m3sis42
2004-07-12 11:22 am UTC (link)
Hehe. :)

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[info]pavementskiing
2004-07-12 04:34 am UTC (link)
argh! never done that one before
I do get pissed a fair bit and try and take out contact lenses that have already been removed
so I end up just poking and prodding my bare eye in confusion

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[info]andr00
2004-07-12 10:46 am UTC (link)
Ha ha ha! Ok, I've done that too, but only when I've gotten poked in the eye and I'm convinced the lens is up in my brain somewhere. Pretty much every time it turns out it fell out and is stuck to my shirt or nose or something.

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[info]zannah
2004-07-12 08:09 am UTC (link)
the question is, are both of your contacts the same prescription, or did you have to remember which was which?

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[info]andr00
2004-07-12 10:48 am UTC (link)
They're slightly different. Yeah, I didn't mention that, but it's also really hard to tell which of two nearly transparent lenses are actually on top when you're holding them. So not only did I have to get them off each other, I had to keep track of which one was on top. gaah!

I know, I should've got one green, one blue. But I liked the green tinge so much.

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[info]xeger
2004-07-12 09:02 am UTC (link)
Goooood Morning!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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[info]andr00
2004-07-12 10:49 am UTC (link)
Now that I think about it, I get most of my being-completely-maladroit done within the first two hours of waking up.

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[info]colddeath17
2004-07-12 09:57 am UTC (link)
hahaha ive done that b4..it hurts:( man dude uve got alot of friends on ur list.... u make me feel like a chump,lol..oh well!

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[info]andr00
2004-07-12 10:50 am UTC (link)
This time it didn't hurt at all, which is why I didn't notice until I was all getting ready to put in a THIRD contact lens and wondered why I didn't have any more in the case.

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[info]colddeath17
2004-07-12 11:43 am UTC (link)
lol....that mustve been a trip

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[info]snoo
2004-07-12 10:24 am UTC (link)
I have done that before, and it does indeed suck.

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[info]andr00
2004-07-12 10:51 am UTC (link)
You feel my pain, Snoo. We are contact lens mistake fellows.

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[info]snoo
2004-07-12 10:53 am UTC (link)
This is definitely a bonding moment.

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[info]stoned_giraffe
2004-07-12 11:29 am UTC (link)
Why don't you wear glasses? You'd look super cool with glasses.

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[info]andr00
2004-07-12 12:37 pm UTC (link)
I've been wearing glasses since 7th grade! I have both. I've started wearing the contacts a lot more since I started biking to work - peripheral vision is a lifesaver.

Wow, 7th grade. That's 1988. I had glasses before some of these folks had eyes.

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[info]stoned_giraffe
2004-07-12 01:21 pm UTC (link)
Well hey, I popped out of my Mom's vagina in 1990, you were in 9th grade when I was born.

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[info]little_hg
2004-07-12 08:22 pm UTC (link)
I've never done that, but once, at bedtime I had put my glasses on, walked to my bed, and then realized things were extremely blurry... so I took my glasses off and my vision was perfect, I swear to God I thought it was a miracle, my poor vision was cured!!! And then I realized I still had my contacts in.

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[info]1warrior
2004-07-15 10:42 am UTC (link)
lol, i do that on occasions, put two contacts in the same eye. or if i'm too tired in the morning, sometimes i put the contacts in the wrong eye... its a terrible thing to try to explain to someone!!

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[info]bunnypeeps
2004-08-03 10:51 am UTC (link)
holy crap, you just made my right eye water.
yow!

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